It’s true. I’m not just frugal – I’m super frugal. Cheap. A real tightwad, even. I could almost be super hero type frugal. I could wear a cape… made from something I got on sale or made myself from recycled fabric, bags, or cardboard even.

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Yesss… I could be like this woman… superhero-like proportions of Pinterest saaviness.

I rarely buy anything unless it’s on sale. Full price? No I don’t think so. In fact, I almost get nauseated and nearly break out in hives at the thought of buying anything at its original price. And I often get disgusted at just how expensive some everyday things are… like Febreeze, laundry soap and countless other things.

So imagine my sheer delight upon joining Pinterest – a true haven for the frugal as it entails an amazing cornucopia of ways to do things cheaply and albeit, fun!

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There should be a support group for people like me.

Similar to catching the newest strain of influenza, I quickly caught the “Pinterest” bug. I spent a ridiculous amount of time scouring craft ideas, do-it-yourself projects, and other time wasting ideas that appeared on my screen.

And then it happened…. I discovered a “pin” for a formula for making my own Febreeze.

OMG... i wonder if I can make those gloves too...

Note to self: must find out how to make those pink gloves…

 

Yes that’s right. I could suddenly make my own fabric refresher for mere pennies, rather than spend the whopping $6.99 at Walmart for the same thing. Andddd, I could make it as strong or subtle smelling as I wanted. (Sometimes the scent of Febreeze was so strong after using it that it gave me a headache!) Hell yeah!!  Suddenly I was dashing around the house, grabbing the squirt bottle I bought at the dollar store some time ago but had no purpose for, then sprinting over to the laundry room for a splash of laundry soap, then the kitchen for some baking soda before stopping at the sink to add some water.

Shake-shake-shake and suddenly I had a whole bottle full of my own fantastic smelling fabric refresher. According to my mathematical equations (which can be dubious at the best of times), I calculated the whole concoction cost me a mere $1.49 . Me: 1, Febreeze people: 0.

Imagine my surprise the following morning when I stumbled upon a recipe for making my own lip balm. Like OMG. I had to do it. Why spend $3.49 for lip balm at the drugstore when I can spend $5.00 to buy all the ingredients and make a whole lifetime supply?!?! Right?!?!?! RIGHT?!?!?!? (this is the point in the story when I tell you that I almost never think things through completely, and as a result, end up with boxes of odds and ends of things that are leftover from such projects like this one…. Just sayin’.)  So I did it, made like a hundred little pots of lip balm, which, I might add is absolutely fabulous. Me: 2, Outside commercial world: 0

And now I’m caught up in pinning a zillion things that I can make myself… body washes, detergents, air fresheners, shower cleaner, carpet refresher, stain remover, bath bombs, play dough (for the kids…*cough cough*… that’s it, for the kids, uh huh), oxy clean, jewelry cleaner, etc. The list goes on, thanks to my many hours of staring at the computer screen.

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Yes, thank you Pinterest for changing my life… and turning me into a computer obsessed zombie that can barely function in the real world. I’d write more of this blog post but I gotta go gather my ingredients for the playdough shower cleaner.